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Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:19
No way
So, the docs changed it to read
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What does it mean if someone asks if it’s pink?
Just Forget it!
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
Is LGBTQ destroying the world?
Nuts and Butts
Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why do black people prefer thick, curvy women?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
I gave him everything. He said he loved me. Why?
So they tried
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
Can you turn 150 pages into a 5 minute presentation before a meeting?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
They put up a sign reading
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No go.